Giving Game of Thrones the Pakistani flavour

KARACHI:

Ever wondered what would happen if Game of Thrones was a Pakistani fantasy television series?

If the characters, plot adaptation, house slogans, dialogues and location, all were set in Pakistan? Does that excite your or does that make you cringe?

Here’s a guess at what would happen if GoT was set in Pakistan.

This is how we will greet each other:

Since we do not let go of any opportunity:

We just stopped going to Nishtar Park.

Awaam ki hai ek hi raaye, Daenryrs ya Tyrion hi aaye

Because oysters, shells and cockles don’t sell here.

Instead of Pakistan:

And when we start using their famous lines:

Winter is Coming

The night is dark and full of terrors:

Forget Lord of Light

Because you know nothing Jon Snow!